I wear glasses. That's how you'll know me. I am the speccy one.... And I am proud.

I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever.

I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I'm not a professional athlete and I don't have access to the good stuff.

I'm always looking for that place, you know, where there's no rednecks, that place where people get along, and I never find it. I went to Australia, right, and I thought Australia was gonna be a groovy, surfnoid, smoke-a-joint wombat, you know? 'G'day mate!' 'No worries!' And it's like Arkansas with a beach. It's a whole country with a 'No Fat Chicks' sticker on it.

I think if you steal well, you're a genius. If you copy badly, you're a hack.

I'm old and my knowledge is strictly horizontal.

You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance!