In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy.

Think about everything you read and everything you see. The one thing we can learn from all the horrible things that have happened in the last 15-20 years is that hysteria is the last thing we need. Cool thinking, pragmatism, and analytical thought are most important at this point.

Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.

I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.

I like the night life, I like to boogy.

Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it's hot.

I think if you steal well, you're a genius. If you copy badly, you're a hack.