Ever since you're little you hear this: 'The pilgrims left England to escape religious persecution and sneak religious freedom into the new world.' But even when you're little you're like, 'Umm.. Bullsh*t?'
Greg ProopsNow, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.
Greg ProopsWe don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won.
Greg Proops