I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever.

I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I'm not a professional athlete and I don't have access to the good stuff.

I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.

Yo. I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin'.

I wear glasses. That's how you'll know me. I am the speccy one.... And I am proud.

I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness.

No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.