I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
Only if the computers really love each other.
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.