You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down

I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.

If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while