You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.
If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man.
I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down
You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces?
Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.