You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man.
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.