I donโt have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. Theyโre upstairs in my socks.
I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.
You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have!
What have future generations ever done for us?
I hate London when it's not raining.
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.