If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
What have future generations ever done for us?
It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.