I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I came here for a party and what do I get? Nothing. Not even Ice cream.