Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker.

I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.

As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it