Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.

How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselves.

Don't let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana