I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
The only real laughter comes from despair.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.