Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Budget: a way of going broke methodically
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.
Room service? Send up a larger room.
That's bad luck: three on a midget. From "At The Circus