From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life
Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.