Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)
Humor is reason gone mad.
There was no need to inform us of the protocol involved. We were from Chicago and knew all about cement.
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down