While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.

My plans are still in embryo, a town on the edge of wishful thinking.