While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!

Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.