Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns
The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Only if the computers really love each other.
If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.