With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!

Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down

Don’t ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it’s a lovely thing to have around the house.

Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.