If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
Women should be obscene, not heard.