I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.