With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you

I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.

Women should be obscene, not heard.

Home is where you hang your head.

Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?

I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.