No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much
I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.
Humor is reason gone mad.
Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while