I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
Groucho MarxOutside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho MarxA thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder, an evil-smelling lip rouge, a peculiar-smelling hair ointment and a half-dozen varieties of body oils, and then have the effrontery to complain of the aroma of a fine dollar cigar.
Groucho Marx