As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.
That's bad luck: three on a midget. From "At The Circus
Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.
It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa
I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip