Home is where you hang your head.

Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.

I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup.

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills

One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!

Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!