I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.
Time wounds all heels.
You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.