Home is where you hang your head.

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.

If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket

If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.

Two women at a resort discussed dinner: "The food here is lousy," the first noted. "You're right! And such small portions!!" the second added

What have future generations ever done for us?