Women should be obscene, not heard.

The only real laughter comes from despair.

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman

Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.