Women should be obscene, not heard.

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face

I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.

A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.