Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.