Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?

I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.

Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.

Whatever it is, I'm against it.