Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?

The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselves.

If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!