Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?

Any place I hang my head is home.

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down