The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselves.
How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.