Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

I'd have liked to have gone to bed with Jean Harlow. She was a beautiful broad. The fellow who married her was impotent and he killed himself. I would have done the same thing.

Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.