Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Africa is God's country, and He can have it.

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.