Blood's not thicker than money.
Women should be obscene, not heard.
I shall drink no # wine before it's time! OK, it's time.
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
Two women at a resort discussed dinner: "The food here is lousy," the first noted. "You're right! And such small portions!!" the second added
Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you.