Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.