Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.
Groucho MarxRemember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
Groucho MarxIn France, for example, it is not unusual for a husband to have a wife and a mistress. However, if in addition to these two he's also having a fling with a fringe tootsie, both the wife and the mistress are outraged and the combination lover, husband, and cheat may well wind up with a large French bread knife between his ribs.
Groucho Marx