A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
Do you mind if I don't smoke?
Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.
Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.
The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.