Room service? Send up a larger room.
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much
Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication