I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.