I hate London when it's not raining.

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly delivers the famous line to his cohorts as they rescue her: "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.

I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue)

Women should be obscene, not heard.