Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns
Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.
Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.
Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
The only real laughter comes from despair.