My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs

Always examine the dice.

Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly delivers the famous line to his cohorts as they rescue her: "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

Humor is reason gone mad.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.