My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs

Always examine the dice.

Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

Blood's not thicker than money.