Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.
Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!
You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.
How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.