My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs

If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

Anyone buying this book is going to be out a tidy sum if he is sucked in by the title. I wish I could write a real sexy book that would be barred from the mails. Apparently nothing whets a reader's appetite for literature more than the news that the author has been thrown into a federal pokey for disturbing the libido of millions of Americans.

If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.