Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.

Blood's not thicker than money.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

Mrs. Teasdale congratulates him on his coronation and sovereignty: "The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you." Firefly replies: "Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more."

You've forgotten those June nights at the Riviera...the night I drank Champagne from your slipper - two quarts. It would have been more but you were wearing inner soles.

Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?