Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me

Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.

You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you