Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.

There was no need to inform us of the protocol involved. We were from Chicago and knew all about cement.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.