Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.

Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly delivers the famous line to his cohorts as they rescue her: "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?

There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!