You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.

Home is where you hang your head.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.