When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"
Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Only if the computers really love each other.
All geniuses die young.