I shall drink no # wine before it's time! OK, it's time.
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.
Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)