Don’t ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it’s a lovely thing to have around the house.
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.