I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me

I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue)

Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.