Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.
I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me." "What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?" "Sure she could. I just found that out too late.
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.