Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.