Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Budget: a way of going broke methodically
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it