Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket

Time wounds all heels.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while

No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.