I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.
Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
The only real laughter comes from despair.
Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication