I'd have liked to have gone to bed with Jean Harlow. She was a beautiful broad. The fellow who married her was impotent and he killed himself. I would have done the same thing.
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Home is where you hang your head.
I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.