You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way

Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.

I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me." "What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?" "Sure she could. I just found that out too late.

John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.

I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?

Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.