All geniuses die young.
Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.
I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy
Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.
Celebrate the cracks, because that's how the light comes in.
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?