Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.
The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.