You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'

Home is where you hang your head.