I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue)

I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.

In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.

I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.

There's only two things you can start without a plan: a riot and a family, for everything else you need a plan.

I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.

There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.