[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing
Was that you or the duck?
Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.