[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
Go, and never darken my towels again
Home is where you hang your head.
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.