Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.