I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

You're only as young as the woman you feel.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.

Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa