As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!
I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.
The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.