I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa

I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

There's only two things you can start without a plan: a riot and a family, for everything else you need a plan.

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.