In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.