If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.
What have future generations ever done for us?
The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.