I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now.
Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.