No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

My plans are still in embryo, a town on the edge of wishful thinking.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.