I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.

I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Only if the computers really love each other.

Mrs. Teasdale congratulates him on his coronation and sovereignty: "The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you." Firefly replies: "Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more."