I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.
I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.