What have future generations ever done for us?

I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.

I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup.

Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.