That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.
If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.