I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.
You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.