I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.

Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it

Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.

There's only two things you can start without a plan: a riot and a family, for everything else you need a plan.