I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.
Celebrate the cracks, because that's how the light comes in.
I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.