And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!
I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns
The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.
I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me
But what makes wage slaves? Wages!