Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns

Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while

Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.

Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly delivers the famous line to his cohorts as they rescue her: "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."