Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

The only real laughter comes from despair.

You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face

I love to read. My education is self-inflicted

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.