Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
I'll teach you to kick me...' You don't need to teach me--I already know how!
You've forgotten those June nights at the Riviera...the night I drank Champagne from your slipper - two quarts. It would have been more but you were wearing inner soles.
With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now
I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker.