If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.