If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.

Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.

Was that you or the duck?

Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker.

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.

Mrs. Teasdale congratulates him on his coronation and sovereignty: "The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you." Firefly replies: "Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more."