Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
TV is the rat race of the century.
Go, and never darken my towels again
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.
I shall drink no # wine before it's time! OK, it's time.