How would you like to feel the way she looks?

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.

Africa is God's country, and He can have it.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.