I came here for a party and what do I get? Nothing. Not even Ice cream.
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
Budget: a way of going broke methodically
Would you mind getting off that fly paper and giving the flies a chance?" "Ahhh, you can't trick me! Flies don't read papers!
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.