I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.

And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.

I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.