I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.

This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.

I love to read. My education is self-inflicted

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.