I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

I hope they bury me near a strait man

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.