That's bad luck: three on a midget. From "At The Circus
There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.
Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.