I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.

Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Time wounds all heels.