The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue)

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.