If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.