Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.
Always examine the dice.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.