She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

Women should be obscene, not heard.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!

I'd have liked to have gone to bed with Jean Harlow. She was a beautiful broad. The fellow who married her was impotent and he killed himself. I would have done the same thing.

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.