She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.

Time wounds all heels.

I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.