She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it

Anyone buying this book is going to be out a tidy sum if he is sucked in by the title. I wish I could write a real sexy book that would be barred from the mails. Apparently nothing whets a reader's appetite for literature more than the news that the author has been thrown into a federal pokey for disturbing the libido of millions of Americans.

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy

I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books

If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.

I love to read. My education is self-inflicted