When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book . . . The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.

How would you like to feel the way she looks?

Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.

I shall drink no #‎ wine before it's time! OK, it's time.