The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?

Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!

I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.

In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.

Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?

Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.