The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?

I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.

I hope they bury me near a strait man

Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.

You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.