The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.

Anyone buying this book is going to be out a tidy sum if he is sucked in by the title. I wish I could write a real sexy book that would be barred from the mails. Apparently nothing whets a reader's appetite for literature more than the news that the author has been thrown into a federal pokey for disturbing the libido of millions of Americans.

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me