I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
TV is the rat race of the century.
There's only two things you can start without a plan: a riot and a family, for everything else you need a plan.
That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.
Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!