Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
Africa is God's country, and He can have it.
Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.