Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.

John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while

Was that you or the duck?

Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much

Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.