If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.
Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
Humor is reason gone mad.
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.