I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Two women at a resort discussed dinner: "The food here is lousy," the first noted. "You're right! And such small portions!!" the second added