She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.
Budget: a way of going broke methodically
Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!
Whatever it is, I'm against it.