I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.

Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!