You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.