You're only as young as the woman you feel.

Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.

I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.

A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces?

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you