You're only as young as the woman you feel.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.

The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.

I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while